Clementine Stewarts*, age 9, awaited her mothers arrival in the office at her elementary school. She had ingested Thai Noodles, which in her young mind didn't raise any flagrant flags, and it had tasted wonderful. The offending ingredient, peanut sauce, that velvety blanket of creamy nutty variety, the very type that caused a moderate allergic reaction. Clementine was lucky to not have the closing of throat and emminent death sort of allergy, but unlucky because her face ballooned so that she appeared a mythical creature, perhaps a troll or an ogre. Red and swollen, the child walked, nay, ran out of the clusterfuck that was the jury of her peers.
"what a freeeeak"
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So children, dont eat Thai Noodles with Peanut Sauce if you are allergic to PEANUTS. Or do because it's kind of funny what your face does.
And, WTF, they serve Thai Noodles with Peanut Sauce for lunch? Yesterday they had Tandoori Chicken. Ugh, how can a nigga get a lunch?
*name changed solely because hers was dull.
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